"'Penis Enlargement: The Movie' is not just a film for

men! It should appeal to anyone who has ever

been self-conscious about their own appearance...

which accounts for 99.9% of the world population."

"A satirical masterpiece.  A perfect blend of

humorous desperation and poignant truth.  I'm 

amazed how much I was affected by the journey 

and ultimate denouement of these men."

"Wow!  A Four-Star Cinematic PeniSensation!" 

"The subject of penis enlargement certainly lends itself to

all manner of ridicule and contempt, but the movie itself

is exquisitely handled.  Somehow, it even manages to make

cultural heroes out of its five central male subjects.  You find

yourself actually rooting for them with every inch they gain."

"'Super Size Me" warned Americans of the dietary

dangers of fast food.  'An Inconvenient Truth'

brought awareness to global warming.  And now

we have 'Penis Enlargement: The Movie!', which

sheds new light on the pros and cons of the 

penile enhancement industry.  Given the

benefits detailed in this film, I predict a new

American pastime for millions of discontent men."

"Destined for cult film status.  Not many documentaries

have that distinction.  I really enjoyed this movie!"

"An eye-opening look at a misunderstood industry.

Strange gadgets, 'miracle' pills, growth exercises....

who even knew these things existed?!  It's fascinating,

educational, and endlessly entertaining."

"Evanston is a skillful filmmaker with an obvious

sense of humor.  But he also invokes pathos where it's

actually warranted.  By simply allowing the storytellers

in the film to tell their stories... in this case, five men

who overcome extraordinary obstacles...  he lets his

audience draw their own conclusions.  Even if one

scoffs the notion of penis enlargement, its dramatic

impact on others simply can not be denied."

"Biting, but brilliant.  Oddly compelling.

One thing for certain.... it deserves to be seen."

"I never dreamed in a million years I'd be raving

about a film called 'Penis Enlargement: the Movie!'.

I'll spare you an inane quote like 'this picture really

grew on me'.  However, I will say that this is my

absolute favorite film so far this year."